S03E14
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E14

A live and in-person episode recorded in Kalamazoo Michigan at the International Congress on Medieval Studies featuring Usha Vishnuvajjala, Marty Schichtman, Laurie Finke, S.C. Kaplan, Sarah Baechle, Erin Sweany, and Dana Oswald. Decapitated wolves! Penis pilgrimage! Terrible romance! Fun was had by all.

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S03E13
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E13

A mediocre and short (thankfully) Old English encomium for Edmund that confuses Danes and Vikings paired with a rich and potent New York transplant cocktail. And David got one of those cherries he likes.

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S03E12
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E12

A barrage of nonsense luxury food items coupled with a surrealist filmic stiff drink.

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S03E11
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E11

A very special episode we like to call Canterbury Fails Ales Trails: a pilgrimage to several imbiberies punctuated with discussion of a bilingual apocalypto-prophetic wake-up call to the the English who are clearly eyebrow-deep in dissolution (much like the hosts).

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S03E10
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E10

A Middle English bird cries out for mercy, while we suck down the WORST potpourri vanilla chemical peach asscrap

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S03E09
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E09

Ælfric lays out the first six days of creation--ecotheory, gender, epistemology (according to Coley)--and we have a stunning cocktail and IPA chaser.

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S03E08
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E08

A comic almost-fabliau about a boy, three wishes, and apocalyptic flatulence, with a layered cocktail that hides the darkness in the light.

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S03E07
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E07

An Old English barrage of healing recipes--dung! venison! breast milk!--with a cozy medicinal hearth warmer.

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S03E06
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E06

An anonymous Boethius-lite (TM) prison poem coupled with an opaquely frothy egg creme abomination.

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S03E05
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

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The short Old English death lyric embedded in an emotional Latin letter about an expiring superstar scholar, coupled with an explosive lemon and anise dropshot.

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S03E04
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E04

A poem so unruly and excessive that it cannot be summarized: unhinged bananas bull goose loony. With a trifecta of Penny cocktails.

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S03E03
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E03

Ælfric's life (and death) of the saint Maurice and his 6665 friends, plus a potent bitter smoky and sweet masterpiece.

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S03E02
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E02

A beast fable dream vision mirror of princes with a potent and delicious Scottish cocktail.

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S03E01
The Canterbury Fails The Canterbury Fails

S03E01

An Old English prose riddle that many or may not be about incest, and a page of secret codes, coupled with a curdled hellscape of coconut, citrus and sulphuric eggy blobs.

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