We interrupt summer hiatus to invite proposals for a live Canterbury Fails: do you want to be on the Fails? We want you to be on the Fails. We're hosting a live participatory episode at Kalamazoo in May 2023. Please listen and submit; website here: wmich.edu/medievalcongress.

Plus two micro-fails: barbaric scrawl and Ovidian lament

A maligned Harley lyric about birds in a lady's underclothes paired with a whale-poop tinged concoction: a cetaeceous sazerac.

A homely homily that keeps things very rote, with the BEST cocktail.

A fifteenth-century fishing handbook by a very chill nun, accompanied by a Herculean face-punch.

Wack-ass trivia in Q+A form, someone might call "Dylanesque" with the sublime nectar of the BVM's infinite glory.

A dumb-ass political dream vision and kooky conspiracy theory with a potent citrus and herb concoction.

Homer and Virgil buddy-pic with a fizzy tree-licker.

A parade of penis jokes with a disgusting double cocktail.

A monotonous litany of fascinating miracles chased by a revivifying kick.

A droning dove sermon paired with smoky and herbaceous medicine.

A stultifying blanditude of Kentish verse paired with a trinitarian face-melter.

A late Middle English not-fabliau with a whipped frothy refresher.

An Old English "scrap of monkish experimenting" and a cumin-forward cocktail.